(All the credit goes to my fiance for finding this f’ing hysterical New Yorker cartoon)
Entries from January 2007
January 30, 2007
Why I Love Beachy Vacays (And Shiny Objects)
I’ve returned from the land of crystal blue waters and Mai Tais and am ready to blog away. Tuesday = Loathe/List day, so here it is…my second installment of what I will now be calling the Tuesday Tirade. And the focus of today’s topic is (drum roll please) why I love beachy vacations…obvi.
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January 18, 2007
Aruba…Jamaica…Ewww I Wanna Take Ya to Hawaii
Well I really dropped the ball this week, didn’t I? My sincerest apologies to all of my regular readers who wondered where the hell I ran off to the last couple of days. My damn job got in the way of my blogging…damn job. Of course my dream is to quit the [...]
January 13, 2007
Are You A Fan of the Hoff? (And Other Critical Pre-Marital Questions…)
I admit it. I read the NYTimes Wedding Announcements each Sunday when they come out. I’ve been reading them since I was in highschool. It’s not really that I’m a romantic…it’s more that I like to find the most ridiculous “how we fell in love” stories and then make fun of them. [...]
January 11, 2007
Signed, Sealed, Delivered…It’s Pork!
Put down those chopsticks, people. Stop wasting money on takeout. Because GET THIS…the Chinese government has just created a stamp that tastes like sweet and sour pork! This is no joke…the damn thing even smells like a hot poultry dish.
Slashfood is reporting that China released this delicious stamp last week to [...]
January 10, 2007
I’m Scared. Please Pass the Moisturizer.
Tonight, my mom gave me a piece of advice that I think might change my life forever. She whispered in my ear a pearl of wisdom so special, I believe it can only be exchanged between a mother and a daugher at a certain time in a woman’s life.
Picture this: the two of [...]
January 9, 2007
Why I Love Jen
It’s Tuesday, and you know what THAT means… it’s my second least favorite day of the week apart from, of course, sucky Monday. To brighten up everyone’s Tuesdays from now on, I’ll be providing you with either a “Love” or “Loathe” list every week on Tuesday. Why? Because it’s my blog [...]
January 6, 2007
The Mile High Salute
I’m sure by now many of you have heard about the avalanche that occured this morning in Colorado. The snowslide, about 200 feet wide and 15 feet deep, swept at least two cars off the road as they made their way to the Winter Park ski resort. It was just an ordinary day for [...]
January 8, 2007
It’s Monday Morning and Lattes Just Won’t Cut It This Time
Okay, okay…I know I’ve talked a lot about wishing for an espresso cart at my place of employment (just like those lucky Googlers)…but on this Monday morning, a shot of caffeine just won’t do. I need something stronger…something with a little kick. I think I need a wine machine, and I think I [...]
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