My Search for a Real Genius

I love my readers. Why? Because they’re smarties.

A lot of you have already emailed me about my latest blog feature, offering up some hysterical suggestions – and for that, I love you. For those of you who have no idea what the hell I’m talking about… take a gander at the right [...]

Hot Pockets: I Like Them…Stop Kidding Yourself, You Like Them Too

At this point, I think we know each other well enough for me to let you in on a little secret. It’s not something I’m proud of, but it’s something you should know. I like Hot Pockets.
More specifically, I like Lean Pockets…and everything Lean Pockets represent. This includes the little cardboard [...]

Life on a Vineyard…It’s a Bitch

Have a case of the Wednesdays? I sure as hell do. So to give us all a much-needed laugh, I’ve decided to post an honest to god segment from an Atlanta newscast that I’ve probably watched… ohhhh, about fifty times.  The video needs no introduction…it speaks for itself.
Chilly, this is for you. [...]