Hot Pockets: I Like Them…Stop Kidding Yourself, You Like Them Too

At this point, I think we know each other well enough for me to let you in on a little secret. It’s not something I’m proud of, but it’s something you should know. I like Hot Pockets.
More specifically, I like Lean Pockets…and everything Lean Pockets represent. This includes the little cardboard [...]

Life on a Vineyard…It’s a Bitch

Have a case of the Wednesdays? I sure as hell do. So to give us all a much-needed laugh, I’ve decided to post an honest to god segment from an Atlanta newscast that I’ve probably watched… ohhhh, about fifty times.  The video needs no introduction…it speaks for itself.
Chilly, this is for you. [...]

I’m Scared. Please Pass the Moisturizer.

Tonight, my mom gave me a piece of advice that I think might change my life forever. She whispered in my ear a pearl of wisdom so special, I believe it can only be exchanged between a mother and a daugher at a certain time in a woman’s life.
Picture this: the two of [...]

Is that a Urinal in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Oh glorious, glorious day! It’s Friday…the beginning of the weekend…and two days of freedom await me. What better way to celebrate then to enjoy a nice cold lager at my local drinking hole?
But wait…what’s that? What’s that guy carrying? Whatever it is, it’s HUGE. Is that a…? No, [...]